Alert

Hi, and I just want to tell you there will be no posts in this last week of July 2011.

Google search results

There are over 200 million results for the word dumb,
7 billion for tv,
and 25 billion for words like a and the (yes, and gets 25 bill+ too)
there are over 2 billion for yes, and over 24 bill for no.
Man's failures gets 8 million,
while man's successes get 4 million
"query with no search results" gets 1 result

Are you strong or weak?

Here's a quick test to see if you are strong or weak. Don't do those 3 hour "tests" you see at gyms, and that sort of place. Take this 4 second test.

1)Punch the period at the end of this sentence.

Now, if you're still reading this, you're weak. If you aren't, you're strong.

Weird Facts about breaking the law

Are you older than 13?

Yes- You have probably, unintentionally or not, broken the law at least once.
You may not believe us, however, it is probably something like biking past a stop sign without stopping, something you weren't doing intentionally or noticed you were doing.

Have you had a driver's license for 1 year or more?

Yes- You've broken a driving law.

How about 7 years?

Yes- You've been caught breaking a driving law.

Strange

Telling someone how to force us stop blogging

Cure For Boredom Advice Column 1


I hate your blog. It offends me, can you tell me how to convince the 1,000 or something politicians to get it censored? >Ima Noid,22,North Dakota

No.

Should you fire your editor? >Alan Klain,34, Florida

Hoo Noze

For more information, just call me at 615-555-1234

My friend Timothy has really bad luck. He used to have $12 billion in his bank account... until some kid withdrew it. He got a toy credit card with the number
0123 4567 8901 2345. This happened to be Tim's number (now changed, don't try it.). The kid withdrew every single cent. When Tim realized he had no money in the bank, he tried to find records of mass withdrawing. He was told about the kid and managed to get his money back by suing his credit card company. That was after the kid asked a stranger to help him hold the 12 billion. The man did lighten his load (duh!). The kid "forgot" to get the money back.

Really Random

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